Ooops *Crash*

I think somethings broken inside my brain. Going though ever calculus homework problem in lieu of my final I must ace. I’ve come to realize something I’ve known for a while, just realizing it again.

Simple == Hard && Simple == Hard;

I don’t know why this is, but it is. It’s annoying. I mean, I like finding difficult things easy, but easy stuff shouldn’t be the quite opposite. Take my homework for example:

What do you think 1 * 1 would equal? A normal person would say 1, however every single problem I’ve put 2. This is something learned in frigg’n grade school. Why can I do complex calculus equations, and fuck up 1 * 1? I’ve even had problems adding. I’ve gotten to the point where I put EVERYTHING into my calculator, just in case my brain decides to go all dyslexic on me. Don’t get me started with negative signs. I’m always either omitting them, or randomly changing them to + or vice versa. *sigh* I sure hope I can fix this little problem before the final or I’m F*cked, and not the good kind either. *CRASH!!!!*

3 Responses to “Ooops *Crash*”

  1. Technohawk Says:

    That’s happened to me too. Maybe it’s just that the mind works differently on complex questions than on easy ones and you need to shift gears to answer the “simple” ones.

    Plus there was that one time where I learned how to mix drinks and then forgot how to drive.

    Of course it could have been because I was drunk…

  2. Oreo Says:

    I agree, I totally think that our brains are wired to do one thing at a time, something that is simple must always be alone and something hard must always be hard. when you mix the two, there is a high probability for a problem…like mixing beer and hard liquor…you have to do it in the right order, but definitely not at the same time.

  3. G13 Says:

    D, that is just too funny! I am sorry, but it’s just really funny cause it’s just basic crap…like the easiest EVER and you are messing it up. Sorry. I hope your final went better! We all have those days, well not that bad but I am trying to help.

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