Elvis said it best…
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006 First off, anyone who knows me knows I’m not a racist person. Hell, I dated a black girl (Jessica) for 2 years+, so that entitles me to say this I think. Most of you know me and Jessica are on good terms again and are still very good friends. Last night both of us were bored and decided it would be cool to go see a movie. We thought it was a good idea, although the location at which we choose to see the movie was kinda bust. We choose to go to Nova theaters (previously Landmark) for the sheer fact that they are cheap. Here’s were it went wrong.
We pull up into the parking lot and see a fairly large crowed, figured there was a new movie out, and there was, comic value will come soon. As we get inside, I might as well have been a white seed in dirt covered it up. Other then the help, I was pretty much the only white guy there. This is the point where we probably should have been worried. After sitting down it looked as if things were gonna settle down, yeah right. Right as the movie starts a bunch of, shall we say energetic folk, a hell ghetto ass hos, strolled in. Not only were they loud yelling across the theater to other ghetto hos, they were answer’n their phone and talk’n nice and loud. I turned around several times and told them to shut up, but it would only last a few mins . If that wasn’t bad, we had a bunch of more kids go in and out of the theater. No they wern’t getting popcorn, they were going in to yell at someone else in the theater then turn around and walk out. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a theater this bad. When we went to talk to the manager, he said he wasn’t gonna do anything about it except for give our money back. WTF, grow some balls. We got our money and left. Normally I say stereotypes are bad, but for some reason black people make them true oh too often.
Here’s where the comic, guess what movie EVERYONE went to see? Hmmm HMMMM.. Yeah, its BLACK Christmas. Never even heard of it. Must only be advertised on BET ;-). Elvis said it best, “In the ghetttoooooooo.”