I’m not sure what is worse: hot and humid or cold and humid. Of course when it’s hot and humid u feel the sweat just pour off and u feel utterly gross. I’m laying in bed now trying to sleep and I’m not hot, but rather the temp is actually quite nice but I feel almost like a cold sweat Its so humid. All the sheets feel wet but their not. So I ask: hot and humid or cold?
“I’m sure that retarded people’s skin will melt just the same as regular people.”. - matt r.
Soooo…this is Lana and I have kidnapped dustin because I demanded that someone get drunk with me pathetically because drinking alone is bad . So we are going to be drunk until sunday! Woot Woot!!!!
Its Feb 5th and lets recap the weather in the last 5 days.
I know Illinois has its ups and downs (litterally) when it comes to weather, but common, pick a tempature and stay at it. (preferably the 60s)
http://www.octopusstudios.com/aquagallery.htm
Now that’s a cool ass fish tank! I totally want one. Although, it looks like some hippies put some of their bongs together and was like: “Hey man, what if we like glued these together and like, put fish in them.. woaw.. That’d be awwwwwwsome.” Anyways, I thought they were cool.
http://www.kloonigames.com/blog/games/crayon/
Fun little game that lets you draw with crayons to do stuff. The delux version coming out soon looks even better. I played with the standard one, super short but fun. I was using my tablet, made it really interesting.
Here’s a video of the new one.
This post is labeled as such because that’s probably my most spoken word the last few weeks. Started last week with study’n about 10 - 15 hrs on calculus. I really really wanted a good grade to offset my first shit grade. Took the test, and had 2 quizzes to study for after that. Then had a nice break in p-town with friends I rarely see cause I’m always down here. Then studied physics when I got back for say 6 hours. Didn’t finish of course.
We now start the latest week of Fuck. Went to sign up for classes Monday, checked my account and noticed something funny. I went to see the busars office about my account and their like, yeah you owe this much blah blah blah. I’m like, my loans should take care of that. Apparently they didn’t, cause I didn’t do something that I didn’t realize I had to do and the fin aid office didn’t bother notify’n me that I hadn’t gotten this done. After 4 hours of trying to complete this “little thing” I was on my way to get my loans again, so I had to put the amount I owed on my card so I could reg for classes.  Got my classes all setup, which is good. No friday classes w00t for that.
So why is this week so “Fucked” well, here it is. So far I’ve been doing physics homework for about 12 hours, i have gotten 5 questions completed. I also got my Calc test (see first paragraph for irony). This isn’t my first time taking this class, nor did I have a problem understanding the material last semester or this semester, I know it quite well. However, even with this being my 2nd time taking the class and the 10 - 15 hrs of study’n, i got a 73 on the test.. WTF! I’m getting a D in the class. I’m seriously pissed. This means many things. One, study’n that much = worthless. Two, my teacher is a fuck head cause the problems I missed were problems that I was only maybe 1 number off, but got nothing for partial cause all the questions i missed were multiuple choice and true/false.  The other caviate was that it was a GROUP test. One other guy and I did the test. We were catching each other’s mistakes, but it sure didn’t help obviously.  Had this been any other professor, I probably would have gotten a B or so on that test. Just pisses me off.  I try so hard for this fucking class and get nothing but crap.  So FUCK!
Anyways, going to try to sleep.. Hurray insomnia! Thought I was going to say boobies didn’t you? .. oops.. 
I caught this off of digg. This sounds like something I would do, but very clever. I’m sure his girlfriend didn’t think so, but that just tells me she’s to shallow to see the irony and understand how he feels.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.â€
I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!â€
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.†She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?â€
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.†She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.â€
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.â€
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?â€
I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.†And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?â€
Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.
Do you just hate it when you’re walk’n along, minding your own business when you hear this muffled crackly noise coming someone standing/sitting over yonder talking on their phone. Although one could argue that their not really talking rather then just mumbling back and forth. I don’t see how they can even understand what the other person is saying. Yes they are talking on their cell phone and their phone has speaker phone. No one can go w/o trying to be cool and use your fun gadgets. I’m all for using fun gadgets, if they are used properly. Talking on a cell generally requires one to put the speaker to their ear and the mic near their mouth and talk. What aggravates me are these people turn on the speaker phone, yet talk on it like normal (almost). They hold the phone right up to their mouth and talk and generally have the speaker pointed away from them slightly. They almost get it right but fail miserably. What’s the point of using a speaker phone if your going to hold it up to your face? Turn off the speaker and use it normal, no one else wants to hear both sides of the conversation or the muffled crackle of what ever the other person is saying. Now I use my speaker phone from time to time as well, but I use it properly. I’m generally doing something with both of my hands, maybe reading or in some cases in a computer, and still need to talk to someone. So you put the phone down on the table turn it on and talk like normal. Its a speaker phone, you don’t have to yell at the phone or hold the mic in your mouth to get someone to hear you.
There should be tests for technology. If you fail you don’t get said technology.
(rant done)
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