It’s always a negative!

Everyone know’s I’m a big geek.  I started watching a show that i can relate to.  Its called “The Big Bang Theory.”  It’s about these 4 genious nerds who have this gourges beauty move next door.  She’s not a genious like they are so the jokes they make go right over her head.  These guys are super nerds, they work for the physics departments of a local university and meet many of the stereo types of geeky people.  They play WOW, Halo, watch sci-fi, chat on the net, have blogs, etc.  So when they get thrown into every day situations, they are clueless on how to act.  So halarious.  If you know physics and calculus, the jokes some of the jokes will make perfecdt scense.  However if your not familar with high end sciences, well the jokes are still funny, you just may not understand some of them.  Anyways, i Highly recommend watching it.  It plays on CBS, and the next episode will air early next year.  Here’s a little teaser.

I watch phil every once in a while because he has really funny comments on really stupid stuff. Kinda like how the daily show and all those other comedia news people.

So last night I had this really weird dream.  I guess it’s not _that_ weird, but usually these kinda dreams are the result of copious amounts of alcohol the night before, and I didn’t drink at all last night.  Anyways, So Admiral Kirk, Captain Spock and I go to this military camp type thing in my grandparents winnebago.  This was kind of a spar of the moment type of thing cause I didn’t have time to pack, but its ok cause I stayed there not long ago and still had cloths.. *shrug*.  Spock apparently enjoys the pool.  Not to swim, but to do research.  At one point or another he has a confrontation with this almost rubbery looking floating woman.  She was shiny like a hentai girl but didn’t look cell shaded, more like crazy CG gloss.  After this it gets a little fuzzy, but I do remember Kirk and I doing something outside the motor home, almost like.. cleaning up or cooking.. Can’t remember.  Then Spock returns, and we start heading to this meeting, It was pretty late in the day for some military thing.  I thought they all liked super early in the morning type of stuff.  Weird, I haven’t watched any Star Trek in some time, not sure why they popped into my dream all the sudden.  Ah well, another night another fucked up dream.  I really do wish i could record these bastards, I’d make a fortune.

http://usuarios.lycos.es/bbrp/mathematics.html#Frys_defrosting

I’ve always been a fan of Futurama, this just proves how engenius the writiers were. Mathamatical reasoning of stuff that appears in the show.

OMG, this is great. Go brits.

I’m a fan of Naruto like the next anime geek.  And as every anime geek knows, American distributors of anime lack the ability to dub anime properly.  Which brings me to the title today.  My friend Andy has always made jokes about how Naruto always says BELIEVE IT! after just about every sentence.  Since I watch it subbed I had no idea what he was talking about.  I have yet to watch a dubbed version of Naruto and never will.  However, I had gotten the Naruto game for the Gamecube not long ago and decided to play it the other day with Andy and Suzi.  It still cracks me up how dumb the dubbers are.  He seriously does say BELIEVE IT after everything, Quite annoying. Funny, but annoying.  I can’t BELIEVE IT how retarded it is.  Reminds me how bad the dubbing is for One Piece, my all time favorite show.  Sanji doesn’t smoke he chews on a toothpick, smoker doesn’t smoke, he has something else, and isn’t named smoker.  The voices are terrible just like Naruto and just about every dubbed anime.  I say just about because there is that rare occasion where the dubbing isn’t that bad.  I think Cowboy bebop is one of them, although I still prefer the Japanese version better, they just have more emotion.  Anyways.. BELIEVE IT!

If ever someone mentions that you shouldn’t touch any sensitive part of your body after handling a peper, especially a hot one, you should listen to them. Which I did, for a while. However, when you start doing 5 things at once, those memories get blured a bit and tend to forget. Well while making my Sweet and Spicy Hawaiian Chili, I kinda forgot I cut up a habenjero pepper and then touched “near” my eye. Yeah, yeah wrong move eh? Well, I didn’t actually touch my eye but when I realized I touched near it I rushed to flush my eye out.  So I washed my hands with soap and water real good.  Then ran soap and water over the affected area.  Yeah really should have thought that though, the fire and pain followed soon after.  I rushed to my bathroom and blindly pulled out my contacts after washing my hands yet again, that was yet more pain.  After frantically getting my contacts out, they needed to be replaced anyways, I proceeded to gush water in my eyes.  This went on for, oh, 5 mins.  After which I felt a little better, but they still burned.  Went in to the kitchen and got ice.  You can’t imagine how good the ice felt.  It soon subsided, but wow was that an experience I only wish on my enemies.

For those who would like my open source Sweet and Spicy Hawaiian Chilly (Leslie would call it death chili), its as followed (amount relative to size of pot):

• 5 or so cans of black beans (I used bushes)
• 2 cans of tomato sauce
• 2  sweet onions (saluted)
• 2 green peppers (saluted)
• 1 habenjero
• < 2ish lbs of 99% fat free ground turkey (I think I ended with about 1/2 or so lbs left over)
• Can of sweet corn
• 3 packets of Chili powder stuff
• 3 tomatos diced
• 1/2 a pineapple diced
• Lots of garlic (I think I used 2 teaspoons of minced)

Mix it all together and let simmer for a few hrs.  Everyone said they loved it.

Its open source so I’ll give credit where credit is due.  My recipe was based off of Kristen Hamilton’s recipe.  Modified heavily though.  If you find this recipe good let me know, if you make modifications to it, please give credit to me in some way and send me your updates so I can try it for myself!

OMG, I love George Carlin for this joke/skit alone!

This fun little (well rather large) image of the personalities for the different operating systems/companies. You should get a laugh outta it, I know I did.